"Happy Birthday Liam" is a video that was uploaded on the 27th of April 2017.
Content[]
"Happy Birthday Liam" begins with a long yellow box slowly rotating in a black void. The screen goes black, and when it returns, something is trying to force it's way out of the box.
It succeeds and is revealed to be a cow's head, with blood around it's eyes.
The screen then cuts to a lot of Purple text, while painful music plays in the background.
Text[]
YOU HAVE TOMATO SAUCE IN YOUR VEINS
YOU WANT TO BE SOMETHING ELSE BUT NOT ENOUGH
OF THEM HAVE AN IMAGINATION, BRAIN IN A BLENDER
THOUGH IT'S COOL YOU AREN'T ASHAMED
TO BE WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU DREAM IS NOT A
WASTE OF TIME BECAUSE ALL OF
TIME IS SOMETHING OF A MISTAKE,
A SHORT STRAND TO WIGGLE AROUND IN YOUR FINGERS
FOR A BREIf MOMENT, SO DO WITH TIME WHAT
YOU MOST DESIRE, BECAUSE IT'S COOL, MAN, DUDE,
NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD IS WHAT YOU CAN HAVE
SHOULD YOU CHOOSE IT
THE ONLY THING I ASK IS CREATE, CREATE THINGS,
BECAUSE YOU ARE WONDERFUL AND YOUR HEAD IS FULL
OF COLOURS AND SOUNDS
AND TEXTURES AND SHAPES AND STRUCTURES AND
MELODIES AND DARK SHADOWS AND LIGHT AND GOOFY
FACES, YOUR LIFE IS RADIANT, SO RADIANT IN WHAT
MAY BE A UNIVERSE OF UNCARING BIRTH-GIVING MONSTERS
The video then cuts back to the cow's head shaking violently before the video ends.
Characters[]
- Cow's Head
- Liam
Notes[]
- In the 9th line of the text, the f in the word "Brief" is not capitalized like the rest of the letters.
- The very last word of the text block, "MONSTERS" is shown in the video as much smaller than the rest of the worlds.
- It is unknown who Liam (The person referenced in the video's title) is. The Cow may be Liam, or the cow may be a birthday gift for Liam, seeing as it emerges from a box.